Today I received 3 spam contact form results from nathanbeck.co.uk, my portfolio site that ties in with this site (click on contact at the top and you’ll see what I mean).

They were all ’selling’ the same thing, but just spewed different bullshit each time.

Here’s the best:

Hello,
How would you like getting a logo’s (or) icon’s (or) header (or)template (or) banner designed free of cost for your website. We are giving away these services as a promotional measure for free of cost. In return we need a link at your site for each services at home or internal  page(Except link,resources,directory pages).So to get a new services all you got to do is mail us back with the confirmation of link and the page where the link added for our site. If not interested in any of these offer,and interested to do three-way link exchange,please feel free to mail me back.

Regards,
Rebheka.

I’m a freaking designer, it’s plastered all over my site and about 3 inches to the right of the contact form Rebheka filled in!

Perhaps she used an automated form-filling tool, perhaps Rebheka is actually a poorly paid Indian child slaving away for 13 hours a day posting and reposting the above email to hundreds of ignorantly selected sites. Perhaps I need to use a CAPTCHA, but I always liked the simplicity of my contact form.

We’ve seen it all before

I know, I’m sure you have. I just cannot get over the stupidity. I mean, you’d at least use correct English grammer. That email reads like it’s been processed by a cheap language translator.

I won’t post my response, yeah that’s right I responded! I’m sure you can assume the tone in which it was written. I just can’t believe anyone would possibly fall for such an email, it surely can’t be productive on ‘Rebheka’s’ behalf.